By Scott Spjut
The Regal Seagull

In an accidental expression of charity, The Regal Seagull offices received a delicious cucumber casserole yesterday. “I felt so embarrassed,” said 73-year-old Adelaide Saline. “It wasn’t intended for them. But once I brought it over, I certainly couldn’t take it back.”

The confusion arose when Saline saw what she called “a handbill” near her home inviting people to a weekly “R.S. Activity.” Thinking she was attending her local Relief Society, she prepared her blue-ribbon-winning casserole and dressed in her Sunday best. Upon arriving at the Regal Seagull’s Salt Lake offices, she was greeted by the publication’s writers – disheveled, unshaven, and most of them not wearing pants.

“At first, I thought we had invited the priesthood brethren for our activity,” she said, smiling slightly. “But those nice, young boys helped clear everything up.”

For most, it was the first home-cooked meal they had eaten in weeks. Efforts are now being made to duplicate similar misunderstandings.

Disclaimer: The Regal Seagull is not affiliated with the Relief Society, but openly welcomes any affiliation with its food.