By John Stewart
The Regal Seagull

A Salt Lake City man plead guilty to charges of child sexual abuse after he was arrested for meeting what he thought was a 14-year old girl. He was instead met by local police. At the time of his arrest, he was wearing a shirt that he won in 2004 for being the “World’s Greatest Dad.”

The “World’s Greatest Dad” award is a yearly prize given to a man that emphasizes the virtues of being a fantastic father to not only their own children, but to the community at large. The annual prize is given by the World’s Greatest Awards Company, better known as the WGAC, who also awards the “World’s Greatest Mom,” “World’s Greatest Taco,” and the “World’s Greatest Non-Toll Highway.”

Along with a shirt and a statue, award winners are given $25 in lube and oil change coupons and a complimentary gift basket.

Officials with the WGAC stated they will strip the award from the man. However, they say he can keep the shirt and other prizes.

I really hope that this site is some joke.

#1 this didn’t happen in Salt Lake City. It was in Michigan.

#2. There is no such thing as the WGAC

#3. Thee was nothing whatsoever to do with a gift basket or awards.

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